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EPISODE LIST	The Music Played
The Case of the Flight of the Bumblebees Is it just me or do we always seem to do a science show around Nobel week?	Drink Me Hot – Chriss Joss Flight of the Bumblebee – Linda Maxey Goodbye Pork Pie Hat – Charles Mingus Flight of the Bumblebee – Olga Kern Bumble Bee Bolero – Harry Breuer Flight of the Bumblebee – Jean Jacques Perrey Flight of the Bumblebee – Slovenia Radio Symphony Orchestra
Good Times Would you believe that tonight's show is Dyn-O-MITE!?	Haitian Fight Song – Charles Mingus Welcome to the Working Week – Elvis Costello African Ripples – Fats Waller Red Right Hand – Nick Cave Penguin Pakiston – Orrin Tucker Always Look on The Bright Side of Life – Monty Python
Republican Dance Party	Yellow Rose of Texas - Kirk Sutphin Camera II – Thomas Dempster Money – The Easy Dub All Stars
Goodbye Marcel Goodnight Sweet Clown
Short and Sweet Tonight's show is dedicated to anyone who has ever tried to teach a robot to love.	Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game In New York – Bing Crosby, Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra Pickpocket Venus – Telemetry Orchestra One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21 – The Flaming Lips Pico & Sepulveda – Felix Figueroa
Innocence Lost Do you want to wear a frown? Turn that smile upside down!	Cinnamon Park – Jill Sobule Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco Spectres: I – Thomas Dempster Weapon of Prayer – Notting Hillbillies Shutterspeed - Telemetry Orchestra
Orange Tonight's show goes from Italian food to guns to poetry and back again.	Vito’s Waltz – the 101 String Orchestra Angelina/Zooma Zooma – Louis Prima Happiness is a warm gun – The Beatles For all we know – Stan Getz & Cal Tjader Everything you can Think – Tom Waits End of the Street – The Bees
BAD Tonight's show went from bad to more bad.	Sexx Laws – Beck This Here – Richard Groove Holmes Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart – Johnny Cash Bad Attorney General –Gilbert, Sullivan, and Bullen Canon – The Swingle Singers Tequila – The Champs
Untitled Show # 12 &35 Tonight's show starts with a camel and ends with a... bang?	Java Jive – The Ink Spots Camel – Caleb Bullen Maboanin’ Bernie’s Lounge Approaching Pavonis Mons By Balloon (UtopiaPlanitia) – Flaming Lips Spiderman – Moxy Fruvous Kit – Hugo Montenegro Je T’aime… Mais Non Plus – Serge Gainsbourg
Villains The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming... The Martians are here!	Tormentress – Elvis Costello Everybody eats when they come to my house – Cab Calloway You Took Advantage Of Me – Buddy Cole Make Music, But Not Trash – Messer Chups Cannibal Twist – Messer Chups Life on Mars – Seo George
Writer's Block Extravaganza! Tonight's show is... uh... I don't know what to say.	Lust for Life – Iggy Pop That’s Amore – Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis Tarantella Grottesca (Grotesque Tarantella) – Nino Rota I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself – Isaac Hayes
Back To School Special Francis' Bacon, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, Schroedinger's Cat, and Morrison's Math Homework!	The Lady in Cement – Hugo Montenegro Entropy – Moxy Fruvous Bossa Rossa – Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra Math Homework – Caleb Bullen School Days – Louis Jordan
Questions Does this podcast make my ass look fat?	Misty- Lenny Dee Life on Mars – David Bowie Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo - Massimo Faraò Trio Question – The Moody Blues Theme from Cyrano/Mr. Tamborine Man – William Shatner
Assholes Tonight we get down to the bottom of things!	Emo Emu Girl – Caleb Bullen & the all kazoo orchestra Theme from Landing - Yoshinori Sunahara Asshole from El Paso – Kinky Friedman My Old Flame - Charlie Parker Broken Hearts Are for Assholes – Frank Zappa
Yello Alert Yellow, It's Me!	Workaday World – Jack Beaver Yellow – Ken Nordine Whipped Cream – Herb Alpert Bus to Beelzebub – Soul Coughing Chase That Car – Laurie Johnson Anya – Richard R. Bennett I’m Not Angry – Elvis Costello
Fun For The Whole Family Finally, some wholesome Family Entertainment!	Birks Works – Dizzy Gillespie When the Shit Hits the Fan – The Circle Jerks Get Happy – Milt Jackson Oliver’s Army – Elvis Costello Samba Dees Days 0 Charlie Byrd Careless Hands – Mel Torme
This Black Tie Martini Club is Full of Crap Let's all give a big thank you to Laurence Simon for filling in this week. See y'all next week!	Czardas – Golem! The Rump – The Black Keys Twisted Nerve (Third Phaze Edit) – Bernard Hermann Screenwriter’s Blues – Soul Coughing Louise - Lloyd Mumm and His Starlight Roof Orchestra Nobody’s Baby Now – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Music to Buy Toasters By - Richard and Robert Sherman Here Comes Your Man – The Pixies
The Good The Bad and The Ugly (though not necessarily in that order) I blame Mitt Romney for this show. Not sure why exactly but since most Americans fear Mormons, he seems like a safe scapegoat.	The Squirrel Song – Caleb Bullen Give Me The Simple Life – Hugo Montenegro desafinado - charlie byrd Kid’s Song – Moxy Fruvous Wiggly’s Way – Medeski Martin and Wood God’s Away on Business – Tom Waits A Profound Gass – Henry Mancini
Celebrate	Ham & Egg – The Acoustic Dub Messengers Stand – Sly and the Family Stone Chicken and Biscuits – Otis Grove Quella Donna (From "Forza G") – Ennio Morricone Slip it In - Inside Deep Note: Music Of 1970's Adult Cinema Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting – Charles Mingus The Restaurant (You've Got to Say the Number) – Michael Kamen
The Lighter Side of Intolerance Who knew it could be so much fun?	I Love Paris – Frank Sinatra St. Thomas - Sonny Rollins Get Up Stand Up – Bob Marley Whole Lot of BS - Funkadelic Bossa Em Nova York – Lalo Schifrin Take Five – Tito Puente Concorde - Burnie Whilbley Take The Skinheads Bowling – Camper Van Beethoven Danke Schoen – Guy Lombardo
The Great American Blowhard Charlatans, Salesmen, Preachers, Attorney Generals and Me	Bad Attorney General – Caleb Bullen Lydia the Tattooed Lady – Groucho Marx Lucky Day (overture) – Tom Waits Little Egypt – The Coasters Ave Maria - All Star Percussion Ensemble Big Balls in Cowtown – Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys Anghingò – Ennio Morricone
Musical Oddities Rather than assault your senses with politics and bad news, tonight I assault your senses with Musical Oddities!	Bali Hai – Tak Shindo Bali Hai – Peggy Lee The Immigrant Song – Led Zeppelin The Poor People of Paris - Lloyd Mumm and His Starlight Roof Orchestra Soul Sauce – Cal Tjader ‘Taint No Sin – Tom Waits Downtown – Caleb Bullen (as William S. Burroughs) Night on Witches Mountain – Johnny Puleo and his Harmonica Gang Bali Hai – 101 Strings Orchestra
The Lighter Side of School Shootings It's the one year anniversary of The Black Tie Martini Club Oddcast and we celebrate by asking, "Is it too soon?"	Baby Elephant Walk – Henry Mancini Chega de Saudade – Lalo Schifrin I Don’t Like Mondays – The Boomtown Rats Ballad of Charles Joseph Whitman – Kinky Friedman Tony’s Theme – Hugo Montenegro
Death (of a career) And Taxes Excitment with the Inevitable	Sack 0’ Woe – Cannonball Adderly In The Morning I’ll Be Gone – Tom Waits Jubilesta – Dan Barrett Trio and Quartet Who’s Sorry Now - Esquivel Scary Children – Lounge Lizards Fugue No.2 In C Minor [The Well-Tempered Clavier - Book 2 BWV 871] – The Swingle Singers
Helpful Hints for the Post Modern Consumer The thru line here could be economics or drinking. You be the judge	Blue Horizon – Sidney Bechet You Will Go To The Moon – Moxy Fruvous What’s The Use of Getting Sober – Louis Jordan Ford Mustang – Serge Gainsbourg Samba de Uma Nota So – Lalo Schifrin
Brilliant Ideas Hey! There's no political content in this show! YAY!	Mauve – Ken Nordine Con Alma – Dizzy Gillespie You’re the Cream in my Coffee - Mel Tormé Bitty Ditty – Miles Davis & Milt Jackson Everyday People – Sly & The Family Stone Buenos Aires Paris -Che Camerata
Happy Birthday Iraq War Guess who just turned four?	Battle Hymn of the Republic - Massimo Faraò Pure Imagination / Candy Man – Harry Connick Jr. 17 West – Eric Dolphy If I Should Fall From Grace With God - The Pogues The Play – Elvis Costello Smoke Smoke Smoke, (That Cigarette) – Caleb Bullen Favourite Hour (Church Studios Version) – Elvis Costello
Untitled Number Nine If Nancy Sinatra was your lord and savior, your priests would wear go-go boots.	The Savers – Perrey & Kingsley Sex Bomb – Tom Jones Respect Yourself – The Staple Singers
Happy Talk Sing Hallelujah Come On Get Happy We're Heading For The Judgment Day!	Pussy Cat Dues – Charles Mingus Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive – Bing Crosby Theme For Ernie – John Coltrane Smile – Elvis Costello & The Imposters Nica’s Dream – Richard Groove Holmes
Illegal, Immoral or Fattening Tonight we're taking the 'Big Bowl of Wrong' concept and expanding it out into a full all you can eat smörgåsbord of wrong.	Air Mail Special – Oscar Peterson Luck Be a Lady – Frank Sinatra Jazz Trippin – The Lords of Acid We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You – Kinky Friedman Spanish Flea – Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass Steeling The Blues = Leddie Jackson and his Western Swingsters Down With the Ship – Scatterbrain Magnificent Seven – Tito Rodriguez
For Sale This week's show is much sillier than the last one but we do manage to skewer religion, sexuality, politics and Matt Lauer.	Fire – Don Kelly Band Be A Clown – Verne Langdon Nugget – Cake Mexican Shuffle – Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass Bach (JS): Brandenburg Concerto #5 in D, BWV 050 - 2. Affettuoso Rins An' Chips - Johnny "Hammond" Smith Ooh La La – The Faces Baby It's Cold Outside – Dean Martin Cha Cha Chavela – Fiesta Latina Series
Morning in America	Early In The Mornin’ – Louis Jordan Jesus Etc. - Wilco Well You Needn’t – Cannonball Adderly Tramp the Dirt Down (demo) – Elvis Costello Music to Watch Space Girls By – Leonard Nimoy
The New Years Extravaganza Its the end of the year and the end of the second season of The Black Tie Martini Club Oddcast	Bulletin – Sonogram So Far I have not found the science – Soul Coughing Do You Realize – The Flaming Lips Yaina – Pucho and his Latin Soul Brothers I’ll Take New York – Tom Waits Per Un Pugno Di Dollari - Massimo Faraò Trio
Kwanzaa in Black and White Finally, the real holiday season has started	White Christmas – Royce Campbell Black Jesus - Everlast Christmas Time Is Here – Vince Guaraldi I’m Black and I’m Proud – James Brown Electric Beard – Let’s Go Bowling
Size Matters Tonight we go looong!	Eggs & Sausage – Tom Waits Creamed By A Bus – Caleb Bullen The Venezuelan Rain Dance – The Smothers Brothers The Pause of Mr. Claus - Caleb Bullen (imitating Arlo Guthrie) Folk Song – Bongwater
Good Holidays Gone Bad Happy whatever the hell you celebrate! Tonight's show explores what happens when Holidays go bad.	Trim Yo’ Tree – Mojo Nixon and the Toad Liquers Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’ – Mack Davis I’ll Be Your Santa Baby – Rufus Thomas Yakety Axe – Chet Atkins
Untitled Show # 46 I bought an espresso machine last weekend and proceeded to go insane.	Swinging Safari – Burt Kampferer I Wanna Know If It’s Good To You (instrumental) – Funkadelic Psychotic Reaction – The Count Five Brazilian Flower – Jean Jacques Perrey
Thought For Food I was thinking about famine relief and it made me so hungry!	Tango Pizzicato – 101 Strings Orchestra You’re My Meat – Louis Jordan and his Tympani Five Driving South – Jimi Hendrix Ricky’s Theme – The Beastie Boys Shortening Bread – The Cramps Powerhouse – Rick Fink and his Gashouse Gorillas
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Wind up your wallets for the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!	It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year – Pete Jolly 11 MPH – Was (Not) Was The Observer – Flaming Lips April, 29, 1992 – Sublime Car Chase At Margellina - Guido E Maurizio De Angelis
Thanksgiving Carols Tonight... We Sing!	You know
Goodnight Jack Abramoff Come on along and listen to the lullaby of Cumberland	Computer Jam – Caleb Bullen Cold In Here – Caleb Bullen Starsky And Hutch – The James Taylor Quartet I Fought The Law – The Clash Presents – Tom Waits
Mad Science Once again we fool with knowledge that mankind was not meant to know	Interstellar Overdrive – Pink Floyd Long Walk Home – John Lurie
Enjoying The Afterglow Was it good for you?	The Sheik Yerbouti Tango – Frank Zappa That’s Life – Frank Sinatra Buena Vista Social Club – Buena Vista Social Club Glad To Be Gay – TRB Sunny – Arthur Lyman
The Election Day Special If you hate America, don't listen to this show!	The Ox – The Who Road to Peace – Tom Waits Chant Of The Night – Esquivel From Sea To Shining Sea – Johnny Cash
The Gay Agenda Being un-PC to make a PC point	The Uncle Meat Variations – Frank Zappa Father and Son – Cat Stevens Frenesi - Nulle And Verdensorkestret Get Up I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine – James Brown Get Smart – James Taylor Quartet Killing an Arab – The Cure
Untitled Show Tonight's show featuring guest voice, The Great, Laurence Simon!	I Can't Give You Anything But Love - Mandino & Note Manouche Hurry Down Doomsday (The Bugs Are Taking Over) - Elvis Costello Promised Land (instrumental) – Chuck Berry Ankara - Guido E Maurizio De Angelis
The Halloween Special 2006 It's the second biggest holiday in the country and we celebrate it hardcore here in the Martni Club. Enjoy!	The songs here are too scary to list... BOO!
The Real Space Age Bachelor Pad Tonight's show brings your basest instincts to their illogical conclusion. That is to say, it's another Happy Ending here on the Black Tie Martini Club Oddcast.	Fractious Fingering – Fats Waller Better Off Without A Wife – Tom Waits Gubelye - Mulatu Astatké´ A Drunken Man's Praise Of Sobriety – Elvis Costello Mah Nà Mah Nà (Original Album Version) - Piero Umiliani
My Back Pages One last blast at the defrocked former congressman.	One Eyed Monkey – Combustible Edison My Back Pages – Bob Dylan Sei Ottavi in Blues (Six-Eights in Blues) – Piero Umiliani Sweet Little Sixteen – Chuck Berry Yakety Axe – Chet Atkins
The Blue Period Save this one for a rainy day	You Will Be Shot – John Zorn Sail Away – Randy Newman I Just Wasn't Made For These Times – The Beach Boys I Want to Vanish – Elvis Costello Broken Bicycles – Tom Waits
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll Or do you call it Reproductive Health, Pharmaceutical Medications and The American Folk Idiom of the Latter Half of The 20th Century	People Can You Feel It – Allman Brothers Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D One note samba – Brasil 66 Doctor Robert – The Beatles Super Stuff – Satelliters Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll – Ian Drury and the Blockheads
Male Menopause Bring your therapists kids! Tonight, we're going through THE CHANGE.	The Penguin – Raymond Scott When The Shit Hits The Fan – Circle Jerks Guys And Dolls – Terry Snyder Bathwater Blues – Rev. Horton Heat
A Whole Other Animal The Confessions of a Psycho Cat... to say the least.	Cubano Chant – Cal Tjader Confessions of a psycho cat – The Cramps Tipsy Gypsy – Martin Taylor
The Party In which the party of the first part and the party of the second part talk about their parties in two parts.	New Orleans- Galactic Trumpet Blues – Dizzy Gillespie The Party Broke Up – Was (not Was) Hello Dolly – Jean Jacques Perrey
Pre-Cycling A Brave New Word	Taste of Honey – Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Backdoor Man – Howlin Wolf Little Grass Shack – Billy Vaughn
The 4-H Martini Club Herpes, Homosexuality, Hedgehogs and Helium	The Good The Bad and The Ugly – Ennio Morricone Caress Me Down - Sublime The Haitian Fight Song – Charles Mingus and Max Roach Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other – Willie Nelson Viper’s Drag – Fats Waller
The Sermon Tonight's show goes out to all the republicans out there.	Glory Glory/Jesus on the mainline – rebirth brass band When The Man Comes Around – Johnny Cash In The News – Kris Kristofferson
Paranoia An innocent walk down the street turns sinister... Or does it?	National Anthem – Thomas Dempster Who are the brain police – Frank Zappa Hawaii 5-0 – The Ventures
Pretty Vacant It's like a musical but uh... not.
Untitled No clue what to say on this one	The Penguin – Raymond Scott I’m Going to Buy Me A Dog – The Monkees The Reefer Song – Fats Waller Mister Kiss Kiss Bang Bang – Elliot Fisher
The 9-11 Memorial Show Experience the 9/11 tribute that is unlike any other!	Quiet Village - Martin Denny Ukulele Lady - Bette Midler Little Grass Shack - Leon Redbone & Ringo Starr Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian - John Prine
World Domination What's your five year plan?	Peter Gunn Suite - Ray Anthony Czardas - Golem!
Extraordinary Rendition Tonight's show is a docudrama based on true events but expanded upon for dramatic effect.	Ed Wood Main Theme - City of Prague Orchestra Les Yeux Sans Visage - Combustible Edison Caribea - Moondog The Batman Movie Theme – Skavoovie and the Epitones
Things You Aren't Supposed To Talk About At Dinner Meet Ben, you'll love him!	Spinning Wheel – Peter Cincotti Bedazzled - Bongwater Pateck cebola - trio Madeira brasil Hate & War – The Clash Tarantella Grottesca (Grotesque Tarantella) 0 Nino Rota
The Back To School Special Low Brow Humor with High Brow References!
Werewolves Tonight's show is based on a true story.	1974- Young Frankenstein - John Morrison Mussolini Ultimo Atto – Ennio Morricone
The All Offensive Show If this show doesn't give Rick Santorum a thobber, nothing will.	Forza G (Psichedelico Jazzistico) – Ennio Morricone Cowboy Love – Revcrend Horton Heat Forsa G (L'Aliente) El Llorón - Juan Cambareri
The Drunk Show If you've ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with Caleb when he's drinking, this is it. Except normally he talks in a terrible Irish accent about politics.	Au Privave - Jimmy Smith
One Hundred Word Story Day Here's a little tribute to the 100 word stories at podcasting.isfullofcrap.com	17 West - Eric Dolphy
Happy Birthday To Me It's like a Birthday Party! But not really.	For A Fistful of Dollars - Ennio Morricone The Pilgrim Chapter 33 - Kris Kristofferson Yaina - Pucho & His Latin Soul Brothers Singing in the Bathtub - R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders Intermission - The Webb Brothers
The Elvis' Death Day Spectacular! Maybe next year will go smoother.	In The Ghetto - Elvis for Babies Mr. Mastodon Farm - Cake Fever - Elvis Presley
The Tom Waits Tribute Show Saw him twice over the weekend on his current tour, got a nap in and recorded this.	Step Right Up - Tom Waits Such a Scream - Tom Waits Cinny's Waltz - Tom Waits
A Little Trip To Heaven "Don't forget to check out www.blacktiemartiniclub.com to fill out the survey and get your episodes fresh and hot!" Is what I wrote elsewhere but you're already here. YAY!	Self Portrait in Three Colors - Charles Mingus Fables of Fabus - Charles Mingus It Ain't Necessarily So - Sammy Davis Jr My Little Grass Shack - Martin Denny
The Future Begins Now Don't forget that no matter what the post-future brings, stay tuned to blacktiemartiniclub.com	The Savers - Perrey & Kingsley Lady is a Tramp - Milt Jackson So Far I Have Not Found The Science - Soul Coughing
Heroes and Villians Oddly enough, there's no Beach Boys on this show.	Gubelye - Mulatu Astatke Celluloid Heroes - The Kinks Waitin' For A Superman - The Flaming Lips Polka - Snegopady
American History Triple X Red, White and Oh So Blue!	Yakety Sax - Boots Randolph The Scrotum Song - Asylum Street Spankers You've Got to Give Me Some - Bessie Smith Tico Tico - Al Caiola
The Agnostic Gospels and The End of The World I could've been a preacher, right?	Wiggly's Way - Medeski Martin & Wood The End Of TheWorld - Caleb Bullen Oh Happy Day - The Edwin Hawkins Singers Jesus Gave Me Water - Sam Cooke Soul City - Jean Jacques Perrey
Heatwave Meltdown In Vino Veritas	Cubano Chant - Nulle And Verdensorkestret Too Darn Hot - Mel Tormé Mambo Paristenne - Soul Bossa Trio
Revolution Number Four number four number four number four number four
Peace in the middle east Tonight we solve the whole middle east issue.
Who moved my porn? Oh the places you'll go while looking for pornography!	The Great Gig in the Sky - Easy Star All Stars Frigging in the Rigging - Sex Pistols Chitterlings Con Carne - Pucho & The Latin Soul Brothers
Season Two Premiere! The second season begins now	Old Promises - Retrospective Generation Whatchamacallit - Esquivel Begin the Beguine - Esquivel Smile - Milt Jackson